To be read in the voice of a TV announcer:
Are looking for a gift for a special man in your life? If so, look no further! The hottest Etsy store, Walk With Flair, is now introducing a new line called "Beards and Bowties." Customize your order by specifying the desired style and color of both the beard and bowtie! Want a different color shoes? You can get a pair in gray, white, red, black, or navy blue! Order now while supplies last.
I am putting fine print here because it is apparently necessary for every good advertisement. I hope the Billy Mays tone was successfully conveyed in my post, because that's what I was going for. Exclamation points pain me, but they were a must in this situation. I made this pair of shoes for my fraternity Big Brother's birthday. Fun fact: he has a beard and enjoys wearing bowties. They make excellent dress shoes for the guy that doesn't like to be serious. The link to my store is in the sidebar. End of fine print.
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