Pick ten sayings for a fortune cookie that you would never want to see come true.

1. Your life will be full of constant changes.
2. Enjoy what you have today. It will probably be gone tomorrow. 
3. Your friends will leave you with the bill.
4. A college diploma only exists in your dreams.
5. When two roads diverge in a wood -- you will take the wrong path, and that will make all the difference.  
6. I hope you saved that paper you've been working on.
7. Your pets are plotting your demise.
8. Your education will be pointless in your career. 
9. You will become allergic to sugar.
10. When the sky falls, it will be up to you to tell the world.