Thursday, November 19, 2015

Describe yourself from your pet’s point of view.

My human is giant and not particularly furry. She’s awake when she should be sleeping, and asleep when we should be playing together. My human—I think her name is Hey!—loves talking to me. Sometimes I just pretend to listen because I don’t understand as much psychology as she does. Honestly, I’m not sure what psychology means, but Hey! talks about it all the time. When I get bored of her mumbling, I’ll bite down on her book and try to drag it away so that she’ll chase me. Biting books usually results in Hey! shouting her name, which scares me, so I hide behind her for protection. Loud noises are scary, but my human holds me and tells me not to worry. I love when Hey! cuddles me, but I can’t let her know that, so I fight off her persistent kisses. Even when I bite her, Hey! still gives me food and toys. I love my human.


Lola the Chinchilla


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